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The Lonesome Dove Drinking Game

• One shot when Call sits at his bench.
• One shot when Zeke holds Mosby's horse.
• Two shots when Mosby sees an unconcsious man lying on the ground.
• Pass your drink to the left when Call gets hit on the head.
• Guzzle when Mosby ties up somebody.
• Pour yourself a drink when Mosby is behind the bar.
• Say three "Hail Mary's" and take two drinks when Josiah makes a reference to "Revelation."
• One shot when Mattie sticks her gun in someone's face.
• One shot when UnBob says, "But" (Y'all gonna get real drunk with this)
• Guzzle when Austin is with a whore, in or out of his clothes.
• Pour a drink when Call is in vest only and not his buckskin jacket.
• One shot when Josiah sermonizes or otherwise pontificates.
• Say, "Hallelujeh," when Amanda's gravity-defying b**bs are covered, and clink your glass with your fellow drinking companions.
• In TOY: One sip of a froo-froo drink (with umbrella) every time Austin acts like a real dork!! (what a waste of good manhood!)
• In TS: One sweet, satisfying sip when the women don't succumb to superficial charm but are attracted to true goodness and fiber
• In TOY: One l-o-n-g guzzle when Call takes a bath (and you'll die of dehydration)
• In TOY: One adjustment of the bra, recitation from Newton's Law of Gravity, and a shot every time Amanda enters a room and you wonder what's holding all that up, for God's sake!!
• In TOY: One gasp and gulp when Call appears in white shirt and leather chaps!
• In TS: One shot every time Call says "thank you" in that special ironic way that he does
• In TOY: One shot every time Mosby tugs on his vest
• In TOY: Pass your drink to the right every time Call gets kicked out of the hotel
• In TOY: One handful of peanuts every time Call gets into a fight with someone bigger than he is - and wins
• In TOY: One shot every time someone hits Luther and he doesn't fall down
• In TOY: Two shots and a little prayer of thanks every time someone points a gun at Mosby, pulls the trigger and nothing happens
• In TS: One shot and a snicker every time someone hits Luther and he DOES go down
• In TOY: Two shots and a moment of silence every time Mosby leans insolently
• In TOY: One dead faint every time Mosby kisses someone all the way up their back
• In TOY: One shot every time Mosby lights a cigar
• In TOY: One shot for every bullet fired from a six shooter after the first six shots
• Two shots if Mattie asks Mosby why her life is any of his business.
• One shot if she also asks him why he cares.
• One _more_ shot if he avoids answering either questions.
• Scratch your head and take one shot when in one scene it's dry as a bone, and in the next scene it's muddier than mud pie.
• Keep a cold Diet Coke handy and lick the dew off the can when Austin drinks anything.
• In TOY: Salt, lime, a shot, and a heartfelt s-i-g-h (in no particular order) whenever Mosby adds "hmm?" to the end of a sentence.
• Suck really hard on an ice cube whenever Mosby gets that "It-is-better-to-reign-in-Hell-than-serve-in-Heaven" look going.
• A triple shot every time Mattie has the camera angle catch her great a** in those tight leather pants yea! (Obviously a male contributor!)
• In TS: Two shots when somebody in CW looks like they're about to say, "Aw, shucks."
• In TOY: Hold the bottle against your face and drink by osmosis when a stranger comes to CW and commits a crime.
• In TOY: One shot everytime someone offers to buy Call a drink and he refuses.
• In TOY: Guzzle when Call spends the day with a whore instead of on his bench.
• Guzzle whenever Hannah and Newt get in a fight.
• A handful of peanuts each time Newt gets pi**ed-off.
• In TOY: A dead faint and one shot whenever Austin looks through somebody with those beautiful *ice-blue* eyes of his.
• A wolf whistle and a shot whenever you catch Newt's cute a** in chaps.
• One shot, three cheers, and pat your friends on the back when Call lets Mosby have it!
• Chug from the bottle when Call slaps his own wanted poster on the wall then proceeds to sit down next to it.
• One nip for everytime someone buys their way out of the CW jail.
• One belt for everytime my wife "melts" when Mosby appears. (oh, you poor husbands!!!)
• One shot everytime Call loses his boots.
• One shot and a scratch on the head everytime someone says, "I don't think so."
• One sip everytime Mosby does that slow blink thing.
• A bottle of French champagne (for French cowboys) every time Call kisses Mattie.
• One shot and a cold shower every time Mosby rubs his bottom lip with his thumb or sucks his thumb.
• Two shots and one shot of adrenalin when Mosby lets Amanda suck his thumb.
• One shot and one groan when Buffalo Bill annoys you.